Hithergreen

**Hithergreen, WA** — we asked for a local roast and got a Melbourne restaurant list. Classic.

Look, we tried. We really did. We wanted to give you the good oil on our little patch of WA — the hidden gems, the local legends, the go-to spot for a feed.

But apparently, the internet thinks Hithergreen doesn’t exist. Or it’s a typo. Or it’s just a figment of our collective imagination, nestled somewhere between Busselton and a bad dream about a family staycation.

According to the data gods, the only time we pop up is in a family staycay article, where it’s revealed we have a roaring fireplace and a PlayStation. Riveting stuff. We’re basically a holiday house with good vibes and a console war zone.

The rest of the "news" is just noise from the big smoke — Melbourne’s best restaurants, Sydney’s harbour views, Auckland’s markets. It’s like asking for a pie at the local servo and being handed a degustation menu.

So here’s the honest truth: we don’t have a curated list of hot spots. We don’t have a hotspot. But we’ve got what matters — a quiet patch of earth, a fireplace that actually works, and the kind of peace you can’t buy in the city.

If you’re looking for us, you’ll find us. Just don’t expect a food critic to beat you here.

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